Pro-boner 

The best boner you ever had.

Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.

Pro-boner by Marileina January 9, 2009

banality boner 

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

banality boner by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.

S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.

plone boner by jchrisf February 27, 2009

signal boner 

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

signal boner by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Ring Boner 

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!

I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.

Ring Boner by Reiden January 24, 2011

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

Security Boner by delta1135 August 12, 2011

no-boner skeet 

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

no-boner skeet by reaganaut October 7, 2011