boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

boner yogurt

Jizz

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?

by cuteface932 October 25, 2015

Lady boner

Comes from a robbie

I have a lady boner

by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

by CutoverConch35 October 8, 2018

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014

human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner November 14, 2015