The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Duck

Somthing that always pops up when you are trying to say fuck

DUCK YOU

what
i said

DUCK YOU BITCH
what.
HOLY DUCK YOU
what..
SON OF A BITCH DUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT

by YAY_fucktheinternet April 5, 2022

Like a duck through a doorway

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.

Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!

by Alley cat November 3, 2023

Donald Duck

a duck that everytime i think of it reminds me of donald trump aka donlad duck due to the hairline exceeding to mars.

Donald Duck reminds me of Donald Trump.

by UrMoMiSGAY&hoT November 1, 2021