Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

play dj

feminine masturbation

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.

by VEJJ September 5, 2017

Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

Play, rage, quit

The orders of how people play games.

1. Play - Join the game like normal.
2. Rage - Keep losing again and again until you get angry.
3. Quit - Pressing the "X" button to exit the game with anger.
1, 2, 3 = Play, rage, quit

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

don’t play

refers to mostly fortnite games,you say it after you kill someone.Or if not referring to fortnite you say it when u or someone else does something cool

Ana:I JUST KILLED SOMEONE IN FORTNITE DONT PLAYYYYY

Other example

Amber:omg did you see layas outfit
Michelle:Ikr she don’t play around

by espeon39 May 29, 2024

Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

by ZeroSage August 19, 2018

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025