my hand hurts

ur hand hurts

ow my hand hurts *dies*

by earth’s pussy December 14, 2021

calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.

wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!

by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021

new hand moves

One of the three fundamental phrases to describe a dab in India.

Nick India: with cool clothes plus attitude plus new hand moves and dab *DABS INTENSELY*

by TH3 DS# D@BB3R June 14, 2018

Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

Donemana Hand Job

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.

I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?

by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021