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Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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lil J money big suitcase

The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
Wow, look at that! It’s Lil J Money Big Suitcase!
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 8, 2021
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Money shot

Guy: He went for the money shot.
Other guy: oowww
by yo mOmm4 July 17, 2019
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When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.
Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!
by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023
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Fixie Money

Making money from riding a fixie or sarcastic way to describe not making a great deal of money.
Johnathan: Did you start your new job at McDonalds?
Lucas: Ya bro, I’m making Fixie Money now.
by FixedGearFreeStyle August 20, 2025
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money rapist

A term used to define the IRS. Popularized by successful YouTuber LongBeachGriffy
"My finances are all fucked up, the damn Money Rapists screwed me on my tax return"
by NikeNeekers September 22, 2023
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