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Granola hoe

When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows
Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels
by Sushi mom September 28, 2018
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hoe hopper

A hoe hopper is a guy who constantly gets hoes. How onto to how onto hoe. Be aware....
by Barry Alleno May 26, 2018
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Low Hoe

not to be confused with “lowkey hoe” (where a person is exhibiting hoeish behavior), low hoe means a hoe on the bottom of the hoe food chain, the lowest of lows.

Eg. Low level, inferior, weak
hoe: hey

person: i don’t fuck with you, you a low hoe

girl 1: did you hear about (boy) going out with (girl)

girl 2: damn for real? she’s such a low hoe, he deserves better
by bootilicousMaximus May 23, 2019
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Hoe Code

The Hoe Code is a code meaning that you (a girl) should put your shoes before bros. And when a hoe of yours gets cheated on, tell that bro that he has no ho no mo. That is the hoe code, hoe.
Omg, she is breaking the hoe code!!!
by beebo_idk_lol April 5, 2020
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Dumbass Hoe

When you say/do something hella fucking dumb and you can’t comeback from it or defend yourself from what you just said, you’re a dumbass hoe.
“Paul’s cousin be a dumbass hoe sometimes bruh”
by Nobody.......... May 14, 2020
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Broke Hoe

Gabby relies on government assistance, there for she must be a broke hoe
by Sir Issac newton III August 7, 2020
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Frozen Hoe

According to SpeedSilver, Frozen Hoe is the best mage weapon in Hypixel Skyblock

His thumbnail said it had:
Damage: +9999
Intelligence: +999
Ultimate Wise X

Frozen Hoe is my weapon of choice, we stan
Person one: Wow, cool Frozen Scythe! How much did you get it for?
Person two: Frozen.. WHAT??????
Person one: Scythe..?
Person two: *stab* it's called a frozen hoe.
by Pqmp August 19, 2020
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