eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024

Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect

Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”

by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025

eating boxspring

To munch on ones penis

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.

by springeater September 11, 2025

eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently

Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

Eating the puzzle

Being intellectually challenged.

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle

by HoloG January 3, 2020