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Swamp Donkey 

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
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Fluffy Donkey 

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
Fluffy Donkey by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024

Smart Donke 

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.
I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.
Smart Donke by IQDave August 22, 2024

Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.
OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".
Dumb Donke by IQDave August 22, 2024

Night Donkey 

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.
Yo were you at the Atlanta mall the other day? It was full of night donkeys.
Night Donkey by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

Swamp donkey 

Aka sheryl ann reeder less hygienic homeless bitch with low moralsand poor character and will absolute absolutely do any sexual acts for either drugs mainly meth or a cigg cant trust her tends to stink and straves for attention they tend to alway have knee probs and pussy is blow out she gets nowhere in life lives and use people pussy usualy smells like cat piss
Sheryl reeder a real nasty swamp donkey bitch stinks
Swamp donkey by Couperider March 31, 2025

Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.
Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.
Yard Donkey by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025