1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
by Vesper47 March 17, 2017
Get the dick shiner mug.When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.
Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016
Get the dick fright mug.The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.
by Jelly belly June 20, 2016
Get the Dick sour mug.When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
by BushDick January 19, 2018
Get the Bush Dick mug.Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.
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When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.
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It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.
2.
When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.
3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”
Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”
Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”
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by Meem Mahn January 15, 2021
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