Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023

crack cylinder

A cigarette, or when nicotine withdrawal is so strong you come up with 1000 slang terms for cigarettes.

Joey, tired from a long day at work, with no smoke breaks went to the packie to get a pack of crack cylinders.

by professor grizzlebees July 1, 2023

Crack Falls

Slang for Great Falls, Montana as it's full of crackheads

Stay classy Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023

The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.

Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.

by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023

Dipped in crack

A phrase used mostly in the late 1980's and through the 1990's as a way to describe a person, place, thing, or idea as being extra level amazing and making you want more of it.

This omakase is so delicious I think it must be dipped in crack.

by Prof. Fryoper August 1, 2023

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022