Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...

"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."

by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021

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Chris

Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

Very abusive and never their for his youngest

Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim

“I’ve never felt so down in my life”

“Omg are you dating a Chris?”

by popskittles November 6, 2022

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chris mccullough

Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.

Chris McCullough? He’s my dude.

by Redish Panda May 11, 2018

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