A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024
When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
by NateTheHater April 12, 2014
A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*
by Tranny Fanny August 01, 2022
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021