In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
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Definition:
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Example sentence:
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Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
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adj. (action)
Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.
Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
!
Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
!
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
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