Urban Dictionary

A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.

Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.

Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"

Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!

by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018

urban dictionaRY

a place to go when you are bored

urban dictionary is awesome funny

by costcokid69 November 6, 2020

urban dictionary

a place to search words you don't know but don't want on your search history

person 1: bro you know what 69 is?
person 2: ...yeah (no)
*later that day*
person 2: lemme just search this on urban dictionary as my mum looks at my search history

by some.random.kid November 18, 2022

urban dictionary infused

When you go on urban dictionary so much that you decide to use the newly found definitions on everyone else...
The severity can often be pretty large due to the very random things in which go on.

Person when he/she is urban dictionary infused: "Well I have been mindlessly searching for hilarious words for ages. I might use one on my friend and call him a cockjugglingthundercunt."

by randomguy02 August 31, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A place where a good legitimate definition gets denied but an immature middle-schooler's slang term for sex or masturbation can be added with ease.

User: "I don't know why my term "Garba-GE" got denied on Urban Dictionary but this one doofus can add so many different terms for the word "Masturbation"!"

User's friend: "Cus they're all fucking retarded 12 year olds who just learned what sex was from a high schooler on the bus"

Me: "I highly doubt this definition will even pass the editors because they're probably the same kids that add stupid shit"

by Teethpick March 17, 2019

The Urban Dictionary

A website serving as a dictionary of slang where almost every example starts with “Yo man…”

Why does every example in The Urban Dictionary start with “Yo man…”?

by Snuffyus Smithus May 9, 2024

Dictionary

Wow, you are searching up the meaning of dictionary in the most memeiest dictionary in the whole wide world? Wow.

Seriously? Oh well. A dictionary is a dictionary

by baldnora January 8, 2024