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Your mom 

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
Your mom by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

your mom 

your mom is my mom
your mom is a person that takes care of you
your mom by ruben v January 30, 2020

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme
your shipment of fail has arrived.
A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
Your Team by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020

your mother

I heard you fucked your mother, now, isn't that incest?
your mother by lesbian rat February 17, 2020

Your Mom 

IS GAY
Your Mom by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020