When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
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