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wet tester

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."
by Keli S. July 6, 2008
mugGet the wet testermug.

Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
mugGet the Wet Salmonmug.

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.
I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025
mugGet the Wet Harvestmug.

Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the poetry of grief meeting desire, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever could.
"Its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."
by robbies_rats April 21, 2025
mugGet the Wetmug.

Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.
Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!
by Umlimo January 16, 2021
mugGet the Wet Hepeoplemug.

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.
girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH
by allahalan September 7, 2025
mugGet the Wet Edithmug.

wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole
Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.
by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022
mugGet the wet slammermug.

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