Reverse Party Favor

The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.

So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.

by moonnuithumor October 8, 2021

UNO reverse

A cringe one-liner used by middle schoolers only

Chad: You’re being a dick to others
Ace: Uno reverse
Chad: that’s for middle schoolers, oh wait, you are one, I’m a grade higher than you, I’m in my freshman year of high school, cry about it

by Hazodaki October 2, 2022

Reverse Asian

A massage performed after ejaculation. Unlike a happy ending where the massage is performed first.

John received his first reverse Asian and now is free of pain.

by SoloDouche September 10, 2024

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Reverse Godwin's Law

Go straight to Hitler.

Assertion: vegetarianism is the best.
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler was a vegetarian allegedly.

Assertion: Biden/Trump love sweets (which must be good).
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler loved sweets according to Volker Ullrich

by TownWombat April 22, 2024

reverse identity theft

The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.

John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.

by QuacksO November 27, 2016

Reverse Engineering In A Legal Case

Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.

Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.

by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024