virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

by wireheadbro January 18, 2026

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Morally Retarded

Like "Mentally Retarded", expect you dont know what you are talking about with your morals.

" The people who joke about 9/11 but say joking about Charlie Kirk is bad are morally retarded."

by i like talking October 1, 2025

Gender retardation

For mostly liberal, non gender dysphoric people : Thinking 🤔 and believing 🤔 that there are more than 2 genders ( male vs female duality, not socionormative) and more than 2 orientations ( straight, lesbian/gay, not socionormative)

If we have too many people suffering from gender retardation ( which shouldn't be confused w gender dysphoria) we can't defeat China, Japan or South Korea in terms of their superior public education.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026