Poughkeepsie Play

An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.

Will it play in Poughkeepsie?

Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.

Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.

That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!

Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!

by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024

playing a harmonica

a slang term for smoking a cigarette

Guy 1:Where were you?
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.

by undercoverbackdoorlover March 29, 2011

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.

Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.

by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022

I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

Code phrase for saying you like men

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)

by squillam June 9, 2023

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024