Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024

dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

by 16wshouse December 11, 2015

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 05, 2010

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022

dead annoying

someone who is being extremely annoying and you want them to stfu ..

Person 1: *Talking bullshit and talking too much*
Person 2: yooo you dead annoying shutup like damn

by cry7e1g March 19, 2022

dead but not

when you feel dead on the inside but aren't actually dead.

Person 1: I feel dead but not.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I feel dead on the inside.

by zosi_21 December 18, 2021

Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.

We need to move the dead pole to the other side.

by HoY_2 December 07, 2023