1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.
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Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
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Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.
St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.
Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.
St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.
Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."
Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."
Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
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B. March 20, 1948
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
John De Lancie is an actor who is well known for his portrayal of the omnipotent being "Q" in Star Trek. Recently he has become known to the 'brony' (My Little Pony) fandom as "Discord" the spirit of chaos and disharmony.
As of May 2012, Mr. De Lancie is spearheading a movement to educate the public on the "Brony" fandom, by making a fan funded documentary via a kickstarter campaign that will follow him to the 2012 Brony Con in New Jersey the beginning of June 2012.
Although his roles as "Q" and "Discord" may be considered his most well known characters, he has been in numerous other series, been a star on film, television, and stage, has voiced characters in video games, produced audio dramas, and a great number of other pursuits showcasing his wide variety of talents.
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B. March 20, 1948
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
John De Lancie is an actor who is well known for his portrayal of the omnipotent being "Q" in Star Trek. Recently he has become known to the 'brony' (My Little Pony) fandom as "Discord" the spirit of chaos and disharmony.
As of May 2012, Mr. De Lancie is spearheading a movement to educate the public on the "Brony" fandom, by making a fan funded documentary via a kickstarter campaign that will follow him to the 2012 Brony Con in New Jersey the beginning of June 2012.
Although his roles as "Q" and "Discord" may be considered his most well known characters, he has been in numerous other series, been a star on film, television, and stage, has voiced characters in video games, produced audio dramas, and a great number of other pursuits showcasing his wide variety of talents.
(If you want to know more about John De Lancie, you can use any search engine.)
John De Lancie may be known as "Discord" to the Brony's, but he will always be "Q" to his original fans the Trekkie's.
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