by Manswer May 10, 2009
Get the Tijuana Oil Jobmug. 
Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.
Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.
by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021
Get the Fake Email Jobmug. When a very large woman holds you hostage against your will and rubs her thighs against your member. (Typically associated with Femdom or BDSM.
Now I ain't gay but...holy FUCK that Thigh Job was amazing! I never knew being tied up against your will was so hot!
by Silvam February 13, 2022
Get the Thigh Jobmug. by FruityDMan January 28, 2014
Get the fruit roll jobmug. A Big Kid Job is one's first job upon completing college or some other form of higher learning. Essentially, this job is the beginning of an actual career rather than continuing along a string of shitty, unprofessional, or unskilled positions.
"Hey man, did you guys hear that Bob just got his first big kid job? No more boozing until 3 AM on Wednesdays for him . . ."
by big dick boss January 31, 2009
Get the Big Kid Jobmug. by WillyVicious August 25, 2011
Get the big boy jobmug.