A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
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Get the Topherrr's Law mug.The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.
If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.
If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.
Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!
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Get the Law of generation domination mug.Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
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Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
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Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
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