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Happy middles

Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
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Trigger Happy

Adj. Term used to describe the state of joy found from causing someone to become butt hurt from being triggered. In no way associated with the use of a firearm.
Seeing people get bent out of shape over their "triggers" makes me smile. Their butt hurt makes me trigger happy.
by 10MinutesWasted October 3, 2017
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happy 2025

to sexually assault a femboy in doggy style with nothing on but a bow tie, top hat, and 2022 glasses
guy 1: yo i just happy 2025'ed

guy 2: what.
by angry meth January 19, 2025
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Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.
I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha
by MilliGuy November 26, 2020
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Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
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Happy

"happy" is defined as:

"a state in which one is not, or not at all, unhappy; it is the result of the best disposition in us to seek pleasures; it is a matter for regret or praise."
Smartie AI : Are you happy?

Your partner : Do you like doing this?

Your partner: Yay, you found someone more intelligent!

You: Are you happy with your AI partner?
by SmartieAI October 6, 2019
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