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Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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fortnite

A game that men/guys stay up all night playing while their girlfriends sit and wait for attention.
Babe stop playing fortnite and pay attention to me.
by heatherinaaaa May 8, 2018
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fortnite

a great game but people need to get out more , i saw a full 3 minutes on my snapchat of one persons wins !!!!!
Random Dude 1 " Hey bro invite me to a party on PS4/XBOX , so we can play Fortnite"
His Friend " yeah dude lets go for that VICTORY ROYALE "

that VICTORY ROYALE will be all over their snapchat just you watch
by randomroadmanTing February 16, 2018
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Fortnite

A game that is played purely by virgins, but is luring all the cancerous 8-year olds away from actually good games like Minecraft.
Jimmy: Fortnite is a good game!
Thomas: Ew no that shit is gay.
Jimmy: *Literally fucking dies.*
by Jimmy Neutron Dies October 15, 2019
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Church of Fortnite

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite
"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓
by Justoons November 22, 2022
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Fortnite

9Yo kid: hey wanna play fortnite
Anyone with iq above room temperature: no
by OwOof February 22, 2020
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Fortnite

a game where virgins all across the universe gather together and relish their stupidity. Commonly used as a tactic to keep all the bitches away from you.
Tim-"hey let's play some Fortnite"
Sam-"hey go fuck yourself"
by SingleMotherHornyHomeAlone January 26, 2022
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