Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Death Convoy

The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.

I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.

by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024

Death Poopy

a poopy so horrible it requires you to take all your clothes off

Bro: i am experiencing the beggining stages of a death poopy please pray for me

Guy: oh shit man keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 27, 2020

Death

A Painful thruth

A: You know everyone will die one day

B: Yep, death is a painful trhuth

by Alpha Flight April 21, 2019

Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.

Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death

by Wheelburra May 6, 2021

death

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you

I'm afraid of death

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

Twink death

San from ateez

A photo of San from ateez appears when you look up twink death in the dictionary

by Rivey24 May 31, 2025