2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Black Bird

Yoooooo.... That is fucking horrific! You need to watch this 'Good Night World' anime on Netflix immediately. I seriously don't know what the fuck is happening right now.

Hym 😨 "That is fucking horrific! This took and rapid 180! I... I don't know how to even describe it without giving it away I mean you just have to watch it. Holy shit! The Black Bird is terrifying! I didn't think it was going to BE like this man! Shit!"

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Bird

"Bird" adjective used as an insult.
A person of lower intellect who's usually very destructive mean or vile.
Also sometimes referred to as an "avian" or a specific species of bird in

order to emphasize their simple nature such as calling someone a pigeon

who are also known as "flying rats" in some cities.

"You good for nothing bird!"
"All you are is a simple-minded bird."

by teemo_extreamo October 31, 2023

Opiuш Bird

A Bird from 2027... A friendly creature, that is taller than the human

Person 1: Do you seen Erosion Bird?
Person 2: No! Did you mean Opium Bird or Opiuш bird?

by KostyaTheSon November 2, 2023

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023

dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick

Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed

by dirty turkeys November 8, 2023

double-digit bird

A polite sounding nickname for the impolite and badass double-fisted gesture.

As the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief entered the arena with his clueless homies to watch some UFC action at Madison Square Garden, Nia Renee Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr, timed her double-digit bird just right for the Jumbotron!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023