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The Bro Discount™

When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.
Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"

Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."
by Yeethaw_76 June 29, 2019
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Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.
Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".
by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023
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it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"
It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"
by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017
mugGet the it's every way bromug.

Young sus bros

The best rap crew around who make fire ass tunes. The sus bros consists of 2 sexy ass men called hypernatix ant ttvbootylicker69
by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
mugGet the Aging Dude Bromug.

Bros icing hos

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.
Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!
by thedudester August 2, 2010
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Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.
Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘
by kjalleph August 13, 2023
mugGet the Beans bro beansmug.

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