Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

Young sus bros

The best rap crew around who make fire ass tunes. The sus bros consists of 2 sexy ass men called hypernatix ant ttvbootylicker69

Young sus bros dont hit it from the back

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Bros icing hos

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.

Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!

by thedudester August 2, 2010

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"

It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

Ur bro a ho

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap

person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*

by ThornyMemes April 9, 2018