marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.

by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017

Gucci Balls

The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.

Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.

Wife: Ew! No!

Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018

gonzo ball

When the lakers trade Lonzo ball to the pelicans along with 12 other players for Anthony Davis and screw over the franchise. BBB BABYYYYYYYY. sorry Troydan

The lakers have traded gonzo ball to New Orleans

by Shaggggyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2019

Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.

“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.

by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019

Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

ball it up

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.

"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"

by Goat Rider April 25, 2016