When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug. by Bigwetone January 14, 2018
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Get the wet drymug. One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
by Scampia July 5, 2019
Get the Wet Steppermug. "Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."
by wet cat April 26, 2025
Get the wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.mug. 
An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
by Mpierre October 6, 2021
Get the Wet Willy Dickbagmug.