noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
by Yankster October 20, 2008
Get the Agony Yankmug. A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.
Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick
Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021
Get the let me get a yankmug. by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012
Get the Yankmug. by YANKYANK December 13, 2009
Get the YANKmug. Yet another term for masturbation, as for the more aggressive, it’s less of a “stroke” and more of a “yank”. Asserts dominance.
by SneakyNeek July 19, 2021
Get the yankmug. When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
by Ooocaba April 11, 2025
Get the Yank and Spank Foreplaymug.