dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

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Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 07, 2023

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The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

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Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.

1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles

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Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

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a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

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by Coolkid8466475 April 22, 2022

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