Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016
Get the Pre-Workout-Poop mug.When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.
by Max Schultz March 21, 2008
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Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.
An individual with work tourettes.
An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
by xtopher brown October 14, 2008
Get the work tourettes mug.A person who is workative is very responsible for his work and likes do it, ans yet it is Not a workaholic. A workative person produces more energy than it consumes, and can finish his work in a timely meaner.
He is so workative! Lets all be workative.
by Nanka - Sladuranka February 4, 2010
Get the Workative mug.The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
by Stella Ace November 4, 2012
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