jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

hobo wine

Wine that is not only cheap, but whose drinkers are considered low class.

Did you see those two homeless guys fighting over that bottle of hobo wine?

by Darrin Morgan March 10, 2014

Wine-ups

The hiccups you get after drinking too much wine

Oh shit, I *hic* think I have *hic* wine-ups

by Cooltrainerj June 13, 2018

Cock Wine

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculation, Man Sauce

Cindy is coming over tonight for a personal Cock Wine tasting.

by Hookers March 7, 2008

wine head

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

by sexie chocolate October 9, 2004

underwear wine

A unique double fermentation process typically derived from taking wine or other spirits and spilling there contents (such as a bottle breakig) on undergarments that have been previously worn. Afterwards or during the soaked contents is kept in an air tight container (such as a persons luggage) in order enhance the fermentation process. After several days of soaking the undergarments are strained of their liquids and re-bottled to reveal a distinct and delicate flavor.

At first Mike was upset about his luggage being lost on his way back from Spain, however his hopes raised dramatically when he thought about the underwear wine that may be waiting for him in the long run.

by ballzakk February 28, 2008

corporation wine

Similar to council pop, it's just another slang expression for tap water. People who can't afford a bought drink, enjoy the fine delicacy of corporation wine fresh from their local water authority.

In short it is the drinking of tap water.

I have no money so im drinking corporation wine.

by James-A-W August 18, 2006