fazoodle your willy wonka

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.

"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."

"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.

by Wildlink123 April 28, 2014

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.

- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!

by TheReverseStranger January 23, 2018

Flicky flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

willy wanker

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Willy Wuffter

Puff, gay, homsexual,
Cockny rhyming slang - Puffter

at's up with him?
he looks like a willy wuffter

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Willy Woof

A willy woof is a homosexual slang! Also known as a willy woofter

Grant is a willy woof!

by Willy woof August 13, 2008