land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

Whale

A gambler who has the capacity to win and lose large sums of money in a casino.

Knowing their potential windfall, the casino caters to their whales.

by A-nony August 14, 2012

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 15, 2007

doom whale

A fat goth chick. Doom referencing the morbid outlook that they have on life, and whale referencing the obvious size of them.

"Jesus, would you look at that doom whale in the latex dress? How does that thing not bust?"

by the-wanderer October 16, 2006

whale gilligan

someone who cannot control there natural urges to suck penis and someone who cant take the cold hard truth but will happily take dick

whale gilligan formaly known as tom

by D.O.4.H August 31, 2016

whalebesity

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale

Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

whalefinaphobia

fear of being exposed to jiggle legs

A) ew its hayley

B) i can't look, i have whalefinaphobia

vroom jiggle jiggle. whalefinaphobia. its a serious matter.

by itsaseriousmatter November 19, 2011