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Whatever card

A Whatever Card is a card that gives u the ability to ask for anything and i mean anything. It is achieved by winning a bet.
Jose:Hey iliana i bet u a whatever card that u cant like ur elbow?

Iliana: Bets on!!!

Jose: HAHAHA i win......now i can ask u for anything!!!!!
by tcomm July 8, 2010
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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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whatever's cleaver

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
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whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.
Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang
by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013
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[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it
She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.
by mossiears March 20, 2014
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whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016
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