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Blue waffle

by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016
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Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
by icetrees April 22, 2013
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waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe
After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.
by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018
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Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013
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stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'
Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017
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Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015
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medium waffle

by booty69bigtits December 19, 2017
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