Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Wacking it out

Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.

In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate

by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

tardy-wack

A hat cocked at a 45-degree angle.

When Jerry goes to the mall, he likes to wear his ball cap all tardy-wack like 50-Cent.

by ShaneC September 27, 2010

wack buster

1. Having the qualities or characteristics of a buster, as well as being wack.
2. Someone who is worse than a normal buster.

Person 1: Man, one of my friends stole my game system and bought Chick-fil-a with the money.
Person 2: That dude is a straight up wack buster.

by Ash the Ninja January 13, 2008

wiggidy-wack

Crazy to a point that it is funny.

My friend just saw a piece of tape on the ceiling and thought it wasn't tape. She's wiggity-wack.

by Kevin February 13, 2004