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virus

a medical euphemism meaning "we don't know what the fuck you have" and/or "we're too lazy to find out"
Patient: "I've been running a 104-degree fever for six days. I'm throwing up, coughing up green gunk, and I can't take it anymore. Give me some meds!"

Doctor: "Hmmm... it sounds like a virus. Go home, take some Nyquil and Pepto and come back and see us next week if you're still having symptoms. Don't forget to pay your copay on the way out."
by dufininwurdz May 5, 2014
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virus.jake

A virgin who posts anime edits on Tiktok, he never misses and is super sexy.
by virus.jake February 14, 2021
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Limey Virus

A strange phenomenon in which after prolonged exposure to a accented voice (especially British accents), you begin to slightly mimic the accent semi-consciously.
After watching all those Animal Planet documentaries, I began suffering from a the Limey Virus
by Alucard54s January 31, 2010
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Sophos Bootable Anti-Virus (SBAV)

Sophos Bootable Anti-Virus is an emergency solution that may cause data loss in specific situations. Do not use this tool until all other options have been exhausted.

Once the virus outbreak has been contained and eliminated from your network, please delete the downloaded program and destroy the CD. If you need to use SBAV again in the future, Sophos Technical Support will be happy to provide you with a link to a newer version of the tool.

Sophos Bootable Anti-Virus cannot scan encrypted disks.

Sophos Bootable Anti-Virus may not work with all processor types. If you encounter problems booting the affected PC, try the CD on a different PC. If it boots up, then the chipset is not supported: unfortunately, we cannot add additional chipset support to the tool.
by sophos1 May 2, 2009
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virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.
E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.
by SPORK October 3, 2003
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Jesus Virus

A virus you can get from a porn site. Because Jesus does not want you looking at porn.
13 year old kid: Man, I got a jesus Virus the other day.
Other person: Did your parents find out?
13 yr old kid: Nah I have a porn eraser.
by TheNewJTM1 July 20, 2009
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Corn virus

I have the corn virus.
by Bottom500 player February 18, 2020
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