velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015

Velociratchet

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.

Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.

by Farmertone September 22, 2015

Velman

A sexy and intelligent man.

See also: Velma (A sexy and intelligent woman)

Yo that dude is totally a Velman.

by Luna Lucid September 24, 2015

Velociratchet

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.

Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.

by Farmertone October 4, 2015

velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.

"I'm making velociraptor noises right now."

by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017

velko

Velko is a Bulgarian name of a beautiful boy who is definetly not writing this right now.

''HEY! VELKO! YOU RETARD!''
''I'm not a retard you asshole''

by GayNibber123 November 4, 2017

Velko

Velko is sexy, he is a second Ronaldo, Velko is Petya's husband. He can do a lot of things. All girls want him. His BFF is Antoan. Velko can play futboll and voleyball. Velko is handsome.

Velko used to be fuckboy, but now he is another person.

by Icanttellyouthatbecausitsasecr January 7, 2018