Winstanley Upthrust

Masturbating while wearing a quarter zip in such a manner that only upward thrusts on the dih should be used.

“I did the winstanley upthrust last night and it went everywhere bro”

by luvtravy November 21, 2025

All The Way Uptop

Referring to the Neighborhood In Washington DC. The Top of DC, Uptown NW. Also known as the Gold Coast/ Shepherd Park. The Top of the DC Map. Defines as your location in dc as being at the top of NorthWest DC on the map.

My bro and them about to head uptown, All The Way Uptop.

by Capo Joe ATWU PROMO July 7, 2020

take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.

"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"

by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023

anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality

"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"

by anonymous July 2, 2024

up 't' taters

balls deep in a woman

I were up 't' taters last neet in a right minger

by Urban Oracle April 30, 2021