Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

uncle vince

Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.

"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"

by KoolAidKidForYouToDrink February 28, 2018

Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005

Uncle

That family member who farts because everyone else is farting.

Your being such an uncle right now

by Claybo baggins January 01, 2017

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003

Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."

by Blather July 03, 2009

Uncle Murphy

A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.

Man I can't wait for the finale finale of Uncle Murphy , it's such a cool comic

by Donny0 November 05, 2020