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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Dirty Tyson

The act of pegging a man in the ass with an octopus leg, then eating it and throwing it up in the man’s mouth
I was hungry and horny so I gave my friend a Dirty Tyson
by Keratin monster November 23, 2025
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Tyson

Tyson is a loving and caring person. He will always be there for you and make you smile no matter what. He is so sweet and generous. His smile is one of the best things about him. When you are feeling down or upset he’ll be there for you. His hugs make you feel safe and he will always have your back. He will fight for you when someone try’s to flirt or hurt you. If he leaves to go somewhere you will always miss him and get so attached that you want to be with him. If you ever meet a Tyson make sure to treat him with kindness and love.
“Have you seen Tyson and _____”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”
by unknownlover125 December 28, 2021
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Tyson Rood

He is a bright, hot, sexy man, and that is coming from another man. He hates Mrs.Miner with a passion. His friends are good but his girlfriend is better.
Ohhhh, Tyson Rood your sooooo hoooot!
by To man April 16, 2019
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Tyson smithin

To be a repetitive buttass. Not willing to wipe his/her ass in time of a family or public function. Many times resulting in a stinky mixture of ass
Damn dudeEthan Smith is really Tyson Smithin it today….
by Cricket Man February 23, 2024
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