two chow

A Chinese restaurant in Montreal, Canada famous among university students for it's crazy hours and two dollar chow mein.

Hours: 5:00pm-4:00am, 7 days a week

Address: 3754, boulevard St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec

"Yo, I'm sooo drunk but I'm sooo hungry."

"It's 3:00am, what are we supposed to eat?"

Together they realize and shout

"TWO CHOW!"

by Pierre Trudeau October 9, 2013

Two piece puzzle

A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.

A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.

by 2PcPuzzle April 17, 2015

Two Cups; One Toyam

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019

two ball pool

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it

“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”

by Hellbeckons February 25, 2020

Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

by Dr Help October 31, 2021

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009