twilight zombie

One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.

Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.

Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"

by twilightisnotcooldudelolz January 12, 2009

Twilight Saga

the twilight saga was Stephenie Meyers way of trying to indoctrinate little girls minds by building them up with false hope i.e. an 'edward cullen', and making them go all hypified so that no guys will ever find a 'normal' girl.

thanks stephenie, for the twilight saga. how about next time you write a book with a much more moral meaning and take over the world with that? lets start with a book on healthy eating perhaps???

by Joss Jump January 26, 2009

Twilight saga

A freakishly addicting book (stolen from a fan fic site) written by a strange middle aged woman who (has sexual fantacies about this) created this character named ~*~Edward~*~ who *sparkle, sparkle* in the sun light, instead of burting into flame like normal vampires. Then theres his (stupid and patheticly clumbsy) girlfriend, Bella (who's a whore) who falls in love with her BFF Jake then rejects him cause he's (A million times not possesive and dosn't hate himself)not like Edward. And he's a werewolf so Edward hates him. Then she gets knocked up (About 40 billion times (cause she's a necrophiliac whore)by Edward and they make a baby (that wants to kill her). After having Renesmee (a name that was created using a mormon thing where the names of both grandparents are combined) Bella dies and becomes a vampy. Then come to find out Jachob falls madly in love with Renesmee (which makes him a baby fucking pedophile) and Bella gets pissed.
To makes a long, 4 book, story short, the ~*~Cullens~*~ *sparkle, sparkle* have this big war that naver happens against the (old wrinkly leader people) Vertolli (sp?)and they all end up loving (the evil little Mormon critter) and everyone lives happily ever after (forever and ever and ever).

Bonny- "LIEK OMG! I READ THIS FAN FIC CALLED THE TWILIGHT SAGA ABOUT A GIRL THAT'S LIKE EVERY OTHER AVERAGE GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO MEETS A PRETTY SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND MAKE A MUTANT BABY! THE END!"

by Jamie Jame December 17, 2008

twilight

HARRY POTTER PWNS THIS SHIT!!!!! let me first say, not all 13 year olds know only bad literature, im a 13 year old girl, and i would buy a copy of twilight just to burn it. charlie the unicorn has a better plot. in the first book:
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous

thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.

TWILIGHT BLOWS. stephenie meyer totally ruined the name of a vampire. you know, before they were sparkly fairies.

by jennajennajennabear August 5, 2010

Twilight zoney

When shit is like the the twilight zone

Hey tom
What?
We the same lunchbox
Thats some Twilight zoney shit there man.

by Awesomey September 9, 2009

original twilight fans

People who read the book est.05 06 and 07, before a craze of fan girls intervened and pooped all over the books reputation, there are very little of us, and unlike every other annoying conformist, who probably has as much depth as a puddle, we actually loved the series and edward and jacob, NOT robert fucking pattinson and taylor dick lautner. we actually are very loyal and love it for what it is not the books popularity.

It's so ironic how when I was reading twilight I was taunted and asked why i was reading such an emo looking book, and how those same people who made fun of me for reading the book are the same ones who are drooling over it now, it's quite funny how that works.

original twilight fans > twilight noobs

by The original twilighter. November 12, 2009

Twilight

Basically dim light. Fuck stephanie meyer. Twilight zone rules and so does that new zelda and the twilight princess game. Fuck stephanie meyer.

Twilight means dim light.

by Aaaaahshit July 5, 2009