Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

twisted

To be so drunk, you feel as though you are on a hallucinogenic trip similar to DXM.

"I was so twisted off that 99 bananas last night."

by insanegerbil June 14, 2005

twisted sister

The art of a man tucking his balls and weiner in between his legs acting as if he had a vagina. This is usually coupled by dancing in front of a mirror while saying "Put the lotion in the basket"

Dude grossed me out. He got me with a twisted sister

by stretchnutzz April 21, 2010

toasted

Being high from vaporizing marijuana. The name stems from cooked or "toasted" marijuana removed from a vaporizer after use.

I was getting toasted at my friend's house last night.

by adnantidote November 4, 2015

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.

This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...

by another_freak May 1, 2005

twisted

1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.

1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.

by Aspirations January 11, 2009