Trailer Trout

White people who find ecstasy in beers, boats and rivers. Specifically, white people who angle towards the more trashy end of the social spectrum and are emphasized by their complete lack of taste and discretion regardless of their financial status while, again, enjoying hedonistic, belligerent antics on the shores of, or in the midst, of a river.

Dude, that guy with the one size too large boardies and the wifebeater, along with his pasty white, muffin toppin bikini wearing honey, climbing into that motorboat while listening to Nelly, are total trailer trout.

by Snippitz December 7, 2012

Trouser Trout

Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019

Trout Slayer

A beer for men who really like cock, and celebrate this love by consuming as much penis as humanly possible.

Ry: "Hey Ryan, Mr. Kuhn here bought a beer called Trout Slayer."
Ryan, yelling at Mr. Kuhn: "Wow, you are so fucking gay".

by ScrubbingBubbles March 5, 2009

trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

by Weasel August 28, 2003

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

trout

1. A girl that is a slut and sleeps with lots of guys
2. A girl that is a bitch
3. A girl that always stands around with her mouth open like a "trout"
4. A girl that never stops talking

That trout never stops talking

by I hate trouts July 15, 2010

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008